![]() He sheds his leader status with all the subtlety of a dumpster fire, and soon both teams are reunited, each scrambling for sewing space in the workroom. ![]() fine, I suppose, and the camera zips back to drama re: Bones. ![]() The rest of the cool team whirls on Bones for offending Christian before the warm team comes in for their model fittings. You are banishing Christian Siriano from the workroom! Christian! Siriano! We’ve found a new filter-less champion! All hail! I know I’m probably not supposed to encourage this sort of behavior, but this is precisely what I asked for. ![]() Guys, don’t let anyone else’s outside opinions distract from what we’re doing.”Ĭhristian, audibly offended: “What are the outside opinions? Meaning mine?”īones, not even slightly apologetic: “Yes, I’m sorry.” The following passage is worth re-visiting in full.īones: “We love everything in this room.”īones: “I bet I do. Christian’s voice shoots up about three octaves: “W-We do?!” “We love everything,” one designer proclaims. The warm team lines up their models alongside one another so they can compare looks and see if the collection is-wait for it-cohesive. We’ve got a lot of issues.” Cue the beginning of Darren’s unraveling. The models waltz in for their first fittings, but Christian has mental sabotage on the brain: He gives Darren’s gold dress a knowing double-take and unleashes a zinger. It sounds nice, though! (Perhaps like something Pilot FriXion Erasable Pens would award $250,000 for!) Over on the cool team, self-proclaimed “juicy b*tch” Meg Ferguson is busy making sure plus-size women are represented in the collection, but most of the other designers are more concerned over whether bows or flowers will make the collection more, ahem, “cohesive.” Y’all, just pick one and-forgive me-make it work!īack in the apartments, the warm team elects Bones Jones as their leader and “spokesperson” before heading to the workroom. The word “cohesive” is tossed around approximately 800 times, though no one seems to agree what such a word might mean in practice. The group splits into two teams, one focused on warm hues and the other on cool, and almost immediately the conversations go off the rails. This is exactly the sort of mental torture Project Runway loves to play off as fun. And the final nail in the coffin is that one group gets to work during the days, while the other will be forced to work the graveyard shift. They’re in luck: it’s all about color! The twist? It’s a team challenge. In the first moments of the premiere, our merry band of hopefuls gather at Lincoln Center to meet the judges-host and season 4 winner Christian Siriano, fashion designer Brandon Maxwell, journalist Elaine Welteroth, and, of course, our very own editor-in-chief Nina Garcia-and learn the fate of their first challenge. In the meantime, I’ll be here talking about 16 fashion designers fighting for $250,000 (supplied by Pilot FriXion Erasable Pens, lest we ever forget!). Eric Thomas, who has since moved on to write TV shows and bestselling books (here’s hoping I catch a little bit of his pixie dust and write the next Squid Game someday). Welcome to ’s weekly recap of Project Runway, the show famous for giving you Tim Gunn and “Not even to dinner with the Kushners?” I’m taking the baton from our former staff writer R. Folks, it’s episode 1 of Project Runway season 19, and we’ve already got all three. "Hearst Magazines and Yahoo may earn commission or revenue on some items through the links below."Įach season, I expect three things from Project Runway: Fashion so marvelous I’m tempted to burn my entire wardrobe, fashion so terrible I question whether I could make a better sequin skirt, and at least one cheeky contestant with absolutely no filter.
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